We Wish You a Happy Super Bowl XLIII

Oh, why is this Sunday different from all other Sundays?

1. On other Sundays we care about a team playing, on this Sunday we just hope the game is worth watching in the fourth quarter.
2. On other Sundays we dip only once, on this Sundays we dip wings and chips and salsa and fries and maybe a few veggie sticks and franks n blankets. (Plus hot dogs and hamburgers, but you don't dip those, though you do slather them with condiments.)
3. On other Sundays we TiVo the commercials to skip them, on this Sunday we TiVo the commercials to rewind them and watch them again.
4. On other Sundays, a projection system with a screen measured in feet and 2,000 watts of surround sound is an extravagance, on this Sunday, that is why the Super Bowl observance is at your house.

And when the TV broadcaster asks the MVP why he is celebrating, the MVP will respond, "because the God passed over the other team and took me out of this game with a strong arm."

Happy Super Bowl